Dawn is Coming

3948 - Jun 02 2017 - Reblog

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It’s about two women trying to kill each other over a pair of shoes. All while dealing with heartless, spineless, and brainless men.

#pfffahahaha#omg this was great

3696 - May 23 2017 - Reblog

m0rket:

When you the fan to mock :р

#pfffahahaha#awwww#lotr#angbang

14479 - Jan 31 2017 - Reblog

futuremaker:

nervouspearl:
What is Galadriel judged appearances instead of everyone’s inner thoughts.
“Frodo, you haven’t once changed clothes since your quest began.”

#pfffahahaha#lotr

28 - Jan 27 2017 - Reblog

hazelnutshippingco:

Imagine, if you will, Mairon using is shape-shifting powers to throw a tantrum like Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle:
In Which Sauron Expresses Himself Through Green Slime
“What’s the point in living, if I can’t be beautiful?” he despairs melodramatically after the fall of Númenor.
Orcs flee, at a loss.

#pfffahahaha#yesss that does seems like something very in character for Mairon#lotr

1771 - Sep 26 2016 - Reblog

Look, you keep expecting me to pull victories out of my ass, and I understand that, but “fucking massive army of the undead that answers to exactly one person in all the world” is not a reasonable or obvious strategy to prepare for.

incorrecttolkienquotes:

- an excerpt from the final report of Supreme Orc Commander General Gothmog, detailing the reasons for defeat in Pelargir, The Lord of the Rings, book V, chapter VI

#aw noooooo#pfffahahaha#lotr

585427 - Jun 16 2016 - Reblog

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:
lifeundefeated:
Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.
These are really beautiful images.
History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

#PFFFAHAHAHA

422318 - Apr 02 2016 - Reblog

Anonymous said:

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

revelation19:

poufy-relatable:
the-unreadable-book:
revelation19:
musiqchild007:
revelation19:
Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…
According to Daniel 10 something like this…
According to Isaiah 6…
In Ezekiel 10…
Again in Ezekiel 10…
Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else.
Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…
There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.
Why do angels look satanic
Because Satan is an angel…