1) Shoot with arrows and hang as war-banner
2) Chain to cliff-face for smart, eco-friendly decoration
3) Fuel for boat fire
4) pin it to tree with a spear for decoration. Will also eventually decay and become nice compost.
5) use its mangled corpse as a rug to get extra dirt of your boots (only if your Morgoth tho).
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noldofrommotherfuckinvalinor liked this 3) Organic, all-meat, and quite wholesome dog food! *highfives Sauron*